March 2011
87 posts
When a teacher asks you to sit up front...
BITCH, I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
Someone get me a Prozac. STAT.
MOTHERFUCKER.
I got reminded of the pain today.
It plays out in front of you, like a bad flashback seen on sucky teledramas.
I cringed. Feeling vulnerable as hell, ONCE AGAIN.
So, I realized it’s still there. And I’m still not able to let it go. Just like that.
Maybe, I’m still not supposed to. Maybe I should still lie in it, since it reminds me of the things that went...
When someone says "Thanks for the add"...
Bitch, I DIDN’T add you. I APPROVED you. WTF.
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
DUDE, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook...
"Rebecca Black" all over my dashboard:
I was like:
Then I see the video:
And now I get the jokes and I’m like:
And now, we’re all like
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I speak three languages fluently:
English, Sarcasm, and Profanity
We all have that one creepy friend.
:)
Expectations:
Reality:
When commercials come on and they're like 3...
Crush walks in...
You: Guys! That’s the one I’ve been crushing on, but don’t look! You’ll make it so obvious!
Your friends:
When people step on my brand new shoes...
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy…“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day…”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
"Someone" started following you...
On the internet:
In real life:
There's a story behind every person. There's a...
When you're reading a book, and something...
Student gets caught for whispering in class...
jaimieshowersnaked:
prince-delta:
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
