“I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key to it. We should celebrate our individuality, not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. We all have idiosyncrasies, tics that are obsessive-compulsive. People do themselves a great disservice by not allowing themselves to see who they really are because they are afraid.”
—Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)
January 2011
49 posts
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking amazing. ♥
TALL ORDER. AND NO, NOT THE STARBUCKS KIND.
It’s just this pathetic thing I do every New Year.
I have asked for a lot of superficial things in the past years. But this 2011, I am kicking it up a notch. I am now asking for… WAIT FOR IT…
Someone. (You know the type. Male, preferably breathing, with complete body parts and more importantly, SANE.)
I want that person who will try AND make everything better for me, you see.
But wait, yeah… WE ALL WANT THAT.
Damn, would you believe it? I’m running out of exclusive things to wish for.
Well, by all means.
F*CK THIS.
Expectations:
Reality:
this is because in the first picture there are six different layers and in the second picture, it is mixed all in.
Also, are you sure that’s cake?
Your period...
Laughing so hard right now. DAAAAAMN.
You wanna kill anybody around
you have headache all day
You don’t wanna talk to anyone
You are totally stressed
You wanna die but feel gripes
You lose your sense of humor
But… The good side in all this is that you’re not pregnant
I hate it when you talk to someone every single day and then it just stops. All of a sudden neither of you say a word to each other. I hate that.
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered animal abuse.
I hate it how the whole class is pretending there wasn't homework and just one nerd has to fuck up the whole thing..
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
