January 2011
49 posts
“I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key...”
– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
TALL ORDER. AND NO, NOT THE STARBUCKS KIND.
It’s just this pathetic thing I do every New Year.
I have asked for a lot of superficial things in the past years. But this 2011, I am kicking it up a notch. I am now asking for… WAIT FOR IT…
Someone. (You know the type. Male, preferably breathing, with complete body parts and more importantly, SANE.)
I want that person who will try AND make everything better for me, you see.
But wait,...
Well, by all means.
F*CK THIS.
chrisadamdarrengerardlove:
Expectations:
Reality:
this is because in the first picture there are six different layers and in the second picture, it is mixed all in.
Also, are you sure that’s cake?
Your period...
Laughing so hard right now. DAAAAAMN.
You wanna kill anybody around
you have headache all day
You don’t wanna talk to anyone
You are totally stressed
You wanna die but feel gripes
You lose your sense of humor
But… The good side in all this is that you’re not pregnant
I hate it when you talk to someone every single...
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
I hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
alyaae:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
EXACTLY.
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
Someone rings the doorbell:
itserwinrivera:
You’re just chillin watching tv and all of a sudden you’re like:
You just kinda sit there for a few seconds like:
Then you run to the door like:
You slowly look through the peep hole like:
And you see:
You’re like:
Because YOU KNOW he’s definitely about to be like:
After a good five minutes of:
He finally walks away like:
And you just stand there for a few...
The feeling when your crush texted you.
queenofalldutches:
fiestainmypants:
nickel211:
Yeah, baby. :bd
When you bump into your crush.
at first you’ll be like
then when you walk away
when you tell your friends
then when you get home
when i see someone i hate:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
teen-fucking-age:
sanahaha:
Expectations:
Reality:
& guess what that 1 notifucktion is:
MAN TO MAN CONVERSATION
Peeta: Thanks for the water.
Gale: No problem... I wake up ten times a night anyway.
Peeta: To make sure Katniss is still here?
Gale: Something like that.
Peeta: That was funny, what Tigris said. About no one knowing what to do with her.
Gale: Well, we never have.
(they both laugh)
Peeta: She loves you, you know. She as good as told me after they whipped you.
Gale: Don't believe it. The way she kissed you in the Quarter Quell...well, she never kissed me like that.
Peeta: It was just part of the show.
Gale: No, you won her over. Gave up everything for her. Maybe that's the only way to convince her you love her. I should have volunteered to take your place in the first games. Protected her then.
Peeta: You couldn't. She'd never have forgiven you. You had to take care of her family. They matter more than her life.
Gale: Well, it won't be an issue much longer. I think it's unlikely all three of us will be alive at the end of the war. And if we are, I guess it's Katniss's problem who to choose. We should get some sleep.
Peeta: Yeah... I wonder how she'll make up her mind.
Gale: Oh, that I do know. Katniss will pick whoever she thinks she can't survive without.
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
crunch-:
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my...
nikkolaisawesome:
The boy with the bread. ♥
Caesar: Handsome lad like you. There must be some special girl. Come on, what’s her name?
Peeta: Well, there is this one girl. I’ve had a crush on her ever since I can remember. But I’m pretty sure she didn’t know I was alive until the reaping.
Caesar: She have another fellow?
Peeta: I don’t know, but a lot of boys like her.
Caesar: So, here’s what you do. You win, you go home. She can’t turn you down then, eh?
Peeta: I don’t think it’s going to work out. Winning.. won’t help in my case
Caesar: Why ever not?
Peeta: Because.. because.. she came here with me.
That moment when you get a high score in a test...
AND THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE.
peweidyei:
You know a guy is into you when...
He sincerely looks at you,
Whisper words that’ll make you smile,
Be with you,
Do silly things with you,
Hold your hand,
Open the door for you,
Drive you around,
Wait for you and not complain,
Share clothes with you,
Play with you,
Carry you,
Dance under the rain with you,
Protect you,
Accept your flaws and see every beauty in you,
...